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The Espresso Warrior
🔥 BestsellerTriple shot, zero sugar, maximum aggression. Drink this and you will renegotiate your mortgage. Side effects include productivity and excessive confidence.
💪 30g protein45 kcal🚫 0g sugar
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The Sacred Scrolls 📜
Our Menu
Every single item is zero sugar and protein-packed. We didn't compromise on flavor to make it healthy — we just refused to accept that healthy had to be boring.
Zero sugar. All protein. Maximum drama. 💪
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0g Sugar
in every single item
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18-40g Protein
per serving
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24/7 Fresh
always made to order
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All Natural
no artificial sweeteners
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Espresso & Coffee
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The Shawarma Latte
🤯 IconicYes, it exists. Espresso + spiced shawarma-inspired protein blend + oat milk. You cannot un-taste it. You also cannot stop thinking about it at 3am.
💪 28g protein95 kcal🚫 0g sugar
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Cardamom Cold Brew
🌹 DreamySlow-steeped 24 hours (matching our hours) with crushed cardamom and a whisper of rose water. Zero sugar, just vibes.
💪 22g protein60 kcal🚫 0g sugar
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The Napoli Cortado
🏛️ ClassicClassic Neapolitan espresso ratio, zero sugar, protein milk foam. Short, strong, and honestly a little intimidating. Just like Napoli itself.
💪 18g protein55 kcal🚫 0g sugar
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Chai & Tea
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Karak Chai But Make It Swole
🏆 Fan FaveSpiced cardamom and cinnamon chai with a 25g protein boost. It smells like your Arabian grandmother's kitchen and hits like a pre-workout.
💪 25g protein110 kcal🚫 0g sugar
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Mint Mist of the Medina
🌱 RefreshingFresh mint, iced protein tea, a single dried rose petal because we have standards. Zero sugar. Zero regrets.
💪 20g protein45 kcal🚫 0g sugar
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Saffron Gold Latte
👑 PremiumTurmeric, saffron, ginger, and protein oat milk. Tastes expensive because it is. Worth every lira.
💪 24g protein85 kcal🚫 0g sugar
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Food & Bites
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Protein Tiramisu
💪 Gain DessertLadyfingers soaked in espresso, mascarpone enriched with whey protein, dusted with cocoa. Nonna would be confused. Nonna would also have six-pack abs.
💪 40g protein285 kcal🚫 0g sugar
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Arancini di Palestrina
🔥 Fusion IconFried rice balls with a protein-loaded filling of lean ground beef, peas, and a kick of harissa. Italian outside, Arabian heart. Just like us.
💪 35g protein320 kcal🚫 0g sugar
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The Kawaii Acai Bowl
📸 Instagram FirstAcai + protein powder + zero-sugar granola + fresh berries arranged in a pattern so cute you'll take three photos before eating it. We encourage this.
💪 32g protein240 kcal🚫 0g sugar
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Sfogliatella Proteica
🏛️ Napoli OGThe famous Neapolitan shell pastry — flaky, buttery, filled with a ricotta-whey blend. Ancient recipe, modern macros. It slaps.
💪 28g protein195 kcal🚫 0g sugar
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Protein Shakes & Smoothies
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Magic Carpet Mango Shake
🪄 MagicalFresh mango, protein isolate, coconut water, a pinch of cardamom. Drink this and you'll believe a flying carpet once stopped here and left the recipe.
💪 38g protein210 kcal🚫 0g sugar
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Midnight Blue Blueberry Blast
🌌 CosmicWild blueberries, whey protein, almond milk, butterfly pea flower for that galaxybrain blue color. Science meets sorcery.
💪 36g protein185 kcal🚫 0g sugar
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The Terracotta Turmeric
💛 HealingGolden milk, turmeric, black pepper, protein collagen. Anti-inflammatory, anti-aging, anti-bad-days. Sip it and feel your life improve.
💪 30g protein150 kcal🚫 0g sugar
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